In every Las Vegas casino, there lies a room for slot players that is the equivalent of Bobi’s Room for the highest limit poker players. In these rooms gamblers have the chance to win and lose thousands of dollars with the simple push of a button or pull of the handle. Your typical Las Vegas slot player is the type that probably shows up with $500 and a players card. These are the type you hear in the buffet line speaking about how they start with $100 each day in their left pocket, and the precede to put any winnings into their right pocket.

In all honesty if you are going to Las Vegas in this day and age with only $500 to spend, allow me to make a suggestion, Go to the Moonlight Bunny Ranch and look up Bunny Love. This will be such a better investment than sitting at the same 25 cent Red,White, and Blue machine waiting to strike it rich. Plus you’ll have a memory that you’ll never forget. Whatever you do though, avoid Airforce Amy at the ranch, she looks like she could be a real crazy bitch if you caught her coked up or on the wrong day.

Anyhow, back on to the high limit slot talk. Most of these Las Vegas tourists stroll past the high limit slots and wonder, “Who would actually play those things”. **Hand raised** I’m actually not a regular high limit slot player, but I would say I dabble in the field a bit more than anyone else. My high limit slot degeneracy all started in 2004 when I hit a $10 spin for $30,000. I’ve never been right since then.

But here are my thoughts on all this. Usually I don’t mess with the high limit slots unless I am up a dime or so, usually from poker. Now most professional poker players would frown upon this as they would see it as a “mini T.J. Cloutier move.” But with me, I am not trying to grow or conserve my bankroll……hell I don’t even have one. I am not a professional gambler, I am not a business man either. I AM a business………..man.